Turn On’s

Us blonde, fearless femme fatales are in tune with the inner us. We know exactly what excites us, and what the secret is to get us revved up. I have composed a list of the top blonde, bronzed, twentysomething turn on’s, and would like to invite you to nod your head in complete and utter agreement:

1) A good sale. We are fashion-forward fashionistas and sometimes our wants far exceed what our Platinum Card has to offer. But there is no need to water-down our precious and pricy taste. A number of my friends have recently gotten goods from a consignment store on Avenue Road called Labels or Love (how adorable!) Think Chanel meets Miu Miu. This store offers the Who’s Who of designers at half the price. Not only that, but you can bring in last seasons YSL Tribtoo shoes that you couldn’t help but splurge on, and get some money back to put towards the next trend.


2) Root touch ups. Most hair salon’s offer you the opportunity to keep your natural hair colour a pretty little secret. Instead of having to defend your over-priced monthly highlight run to your friends, boyfriend and family, just go for a root touch up to space out time between big jobs. Oh and since our hair is our prize, we don’t want to kill it with mass bleaching and stripping alike. Nothing like a root touch up to tide us over.


3) A challenge. No girl wants a yes man who simply nods his head in agreement every time we pass a question or a thought out of our overly-glossy lips. The whole women like assholes thing isn’t because we want a guy to throw us to the curb and use us and abuse us, but instead, assholes invite a challenge. They are able to make our mind active and keep us on our toes. Now don’t get me wrong a challenge doesn’t mean playing games and acting hard to get, but a challenge is defined by their ability to make us question our thoughts and not hold them in such a stubborn this-is-the-way-it-is kind of fashion us twentysomethings have grown to love.


What are your turn ons?

– Jenny Jen

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